I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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