and she was petting her beer can
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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