That's intense
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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