Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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