I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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