how do flat chested girls get laid?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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