no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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