It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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