But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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