at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I currently don't understand fingers.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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