32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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