.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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