you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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