You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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