It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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