talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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