maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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