Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
honey bunches of taint.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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