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sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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