is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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