is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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