Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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