The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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