Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
