Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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