they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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