I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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