When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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