Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
What changed your mind?
Being sober
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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