this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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