Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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