he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
this will be a night to untag.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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