we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
