dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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