Me. At least after what I've been through.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
