none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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