I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I need a burrito and a hug.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
