I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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