Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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