Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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