There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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