awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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