But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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