The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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