You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I had to cum in my sink.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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