We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I think people are normalizing furries
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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