When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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