I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
