North Korea, Best Korea!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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