I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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