I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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