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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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