I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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