It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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