Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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