We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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